If Madonna Texts... I'm Not Here.

"Pot, meet Kettle..."

Random (ACTUAL) text that I received during breakfast.

I'd love to know what kinda crazy crap people are posting for the "True Blue 25th Anniversary" Contest.

JUST WAIT until she has a contest to commemorate the 20th Anniversary of the "SEX" book... YIKES!

Funny Face

A page of facial features from a 1940s Scotch Tape "Funny Face" advertisement in which the contestant was to cut and affix these items to a head form.  Think Wooly Willy meets Mr. Potato Head.